This afternoon I returned from getting my bangs trimmed (Me: “I trimmed them twice myself. I’m so sorry.”) and spending a ridiculous amount of money on groceries* only to discover WWIII had erupted in my house while I was gone. Before the milk was even safely stowed in the fridge, the three of us stood in the kitchen and did our best to find our way thr…
Keep reading with a 7-day free trial
Subscribe to The Soup to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.