JULY IS WHEN I START PANICKING.
My kids return to school on August 5th, and though I always come around in due time, in early July I find it positively criminal.
I sent out the very first Blue Ribbon Friday one month ago, yammering on about my big plans and my chill expectations for the season that stretched languidly before me.
Two issues later, my summ…
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